THE TRUTH ABOUT SQUID AND HOW THEIR MALICIOUS ACTIVITIES AFFECT SUDAN

 Squid are the cause of world hunger. Millions of people are starving to death worldwide, and this is all due to the manipulation of the Upper-Class Squid. An example of this are the events currently occurring in South Sudan, where a civil war consumes the nation and many thousands die to war and starvation. The Upper-Class Squid are responsible for this war as they have been manipulating Sudanese going-ons since 1884. In the aftermath of the British Conquest of Sudan in 1884, the disgruntled squid formed a secret society, The Decabrachia, to control the country away from human scrutiny. The Decabrachia conducted illicit activities like human trafficking, even restarting the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade. In 2017, they initiated a civil war in Sudan, hoping to create chaos and famine. This is so they may take over when Sudan is weak enough. The Decabrachia have already made deals with Putin for nuclear weapons and oil. Sudan is just a starting point for the Upper-Class Squid, as they will use it as a platform for Squid Domination of the planet. For these reasons, squid are clearly the cause of world hunger. 

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