ELDERLY WOMAN USES LAVA AS MEDICINE TO CURE TUMOUR

 An elderly woman by the name of Jane Reeston has made an enormous breakthrough in pharmaceutical science. Reeston (aged 94) was diagnosed with cancer of the spleen in 2005, and moved from Australia to Hawaii to spend the rest of her life in comfort. It was there that she discovered the healing power of lava:

'I found that if I put lava in this syringe and injected it into my spleen, the pain from the tumour went away!' says the senior citizen. 

This is such a genius and revolutionary idea that will completely change the way we deal with cancer. Lava is 100% natural and extremely easy to obtain, so if you live near a volcano we definitely recommend using this method. In fact, 100% of doctors recommend you should surprise an ill loved one by injecting lava into their veins while they sleep, so they can wake up feeling fresh and well.

Lava - The easily available resource that is proven to cure every disease known to man

Scientists also have found that putting a teaspoon of lava in your mask every day will also help to prevent the coronavirus, and is ten times more effective than vaccination.

More details on the medical uses of lava and possibly magma will be coming at a later date.


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