ROBOT MOLE-RAT SHOWS UP AT WEDDING, EATS GROOM
It was at 10:13pm on the outskirts of Perth, Australia when a large metal mole-rat not only objected to a marriage, but did so by devouring the groom. The mole-rat, known as as the AIRMR Robert-Muncher was created by the disgruntled cannery worker, Will Willy Williams who felt jilted after the bride refused his marriage proposal in 2018. Williams started work on the AIRMR Robert-Muncher in 2019. The robot had the sole purpose of objecting to the wedding by eating Robert Jones, the groom and former friend of Williams. A real life mole-rat, the AIRMR Robert-Muncher was very similar to this, but metal. In this endeavour it was successful and when the celebrant asked for any objections, the robot launched from the motorised wheelchair of its inventor and proceeded to maul Jones. The angry wedding guests attacked Williams, throwing his wheelchair off the nearby cliff, but by that point the damage was done. Jones was devoured and his body converted into canned spaghett...