TALIBAN BATTLE-WALRUS KILLED IN UKRAINE
On the 22nd of March 2023, Ukrainian tanks engaged and destroyed a Taliban Battle-Walrus near Kiev. This came as a great shock for Ukrainian forces, who feared that the Taliban was about to get involved in the war. Fortunately, investigations have concluded that the walrus, known as Tamsin, acted independently. As such, the Taliban will not be joining the war at this present time. Speaking on the matter, Ukrainian President Zelensky said in an interview: "It is fortunate that this walrus attack in Ukraine is not part of a larger attack. If we had to fight walruses as well as the Russians the war would swiftly end for us." Tamsin's armour has been used to reinforce several Ukrainian tanks and her body was later packed with explosives and dropped on Russian lines, causing much damage.